Lab 9.1

Someone please tell me
Do they have to starve the pigs
When making SPAM LITE?
--Tom Elliott, Tosh@Werple.mira.net.au

SPAM, are you father
to hot dogs, baloney and
Chicken McNuggets?
--Bill T. Cat

Veteran cop weeps.
"Worst child abuse case I've seen.
Fed SPAM twelve weeks straight."

If it is cloudy out then prdict rain
If it is day time AND the sky is clear then predict sun